Definitions by Jaffaw

Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear

What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear

Thunderwear by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes

1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?

Jumping Jack by jaffaw May 10, 2012

transendental medication 

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

transendental medication by jaffaw February 21, 2010

Hotfoxing 

the art and endeavour of chasing hot foxes

are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,

Hotfoxing by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Iparent 

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

Iparent by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Iphone Parent 

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

Iphone Parent by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Google Newspaper 

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

Google Newspaper by jaffaw February 12, 2010