Jaffaw's definitions

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

arse over elbows

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hashback

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009