Jaffaw's definitions

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops

i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover

by jaffaw July 18, 2009

Consexualise

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone

So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash

A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

beer rush

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

by jaffaw July 19, 2009