Definitions by jadio u no

bushy plate 

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

bushy plate by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water 

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

tatty water by jadio u no August 14, 2003

wanka 

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

wanka by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tosspot 

A pot in which things are thrown. Especially jism.

The tosspot jismed everywhere and missed the tosspot.

tosspot by jadio u no August 14, 2003

clitty 

Just as Olympia was home to the Gods, the clitty is the home of all evil. Don't go there and disappoint, unless your tongue needs a workout.

My tongue teased her clitty, mm nice.

clitty by jadio u no August 14, 2003

dirty pillows 

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

dirty pillows by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ham shandy 

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

ham shandy by jadio u no August 14, 2003