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A route of administration for a drug, examples, Actiq (fentanyl transmucosal system) and Saphris (asenapine sublingual tablets)
Buccal administration works as follows:
1) substance is introduced to the cheek/gum region
2) the substance is absorbed by the membranes
3) the substance goes into the bloodstream
Actiq, by the way, is a lollipop looking thing that delivers fentanyl to your cheek and gum membranes slowly.
Also, they taste good (about 2 grams of sugar plus flavorings per pop)
Fentanyl is an opioid and asenapine is an atypical antipsychotic.
Sources (these are safe links):
www.actiq dotcom
www.saphris dotcom
en.wikipedia dotorg/wiki/Buccal_administration
Buccal administration works as follows:
1) substance is introduced to the cheek/gum region
2) the substance is absorbed by the membranes
3) the substance goes into the bloodstream
Actiq, by the way, is a lollipop looking thing that delivers fentanyl to your cheek and gum membranes slowly.
Also, they taste good (about 2 grams of sugar plus flavorings per pop)
Fentanyl is an opioid and asenapine is an atypical antipsychotic.
Sources (these are safe links):
www.actiq dotcom
www.saphris dotcom
en.wikipedia dotorg/wiki/Buccal_administration
"Buccal administration works very good for medications that asborb poorly when swallowed or ones that cause discomfort, such as melatonin."
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom June 30, 2017
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Get the Fuck's sake mug.Ibuprofen is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug.
Basically, what that means is it stops inflammation and fevers.
For the more knowing, it inhibits things called cyclooxegenases.
Mainly, cyclooxygenase-2.
Cyclooxygenases make things called prostaglandins; they promote pain and inflammation.
With less cyclooxygenases, less prostaglandins.
The difference is it actually fucking works, unlike other OTC painkillers like Tylenol (acetaminophen) or Aleve (naproxen).
Seriously, 400-600 mg (two-three Advils, its brand name) will euthanize a headache.
Not sure how it works for muscle/joint aches, but holy fuck, is it good for headaches.
Fuck Tylenol, that shit harms your liver.
Not sure how good Aleve works, but it probably sucks.
It is worth noting that all NSAIDs except aspirin have issues with raising blood pressure and harming the heart with chronic use, as well as digestive tract problems. This includes ibuprofen.
Also, you can make a topical medicine out of ibuprofen gel capsules.
Use only one capsule at a time until you find out the right strength.
Take one GEL CAPSULE of ibuprofen.
Break it with a thumbtack, small-pointed knife, or pair of scissors.
Pop the contents into one cup, then take some lotion.
Mix it with one kitchen spoon of the lotion.
Add 3-4 drops of orange oil to increase absorption through skin.
Peace.
Basically, what that means is it stops inflammation and fevers.
For the more knowing, it inhibits things called cyclooxegenases.
Mainly, cyclooxygenase-2.
Cyclooxygenases make things called prostaglandins; they promote pain and inflammation.
With less cyclooxygenases, less prostaglandins.
The difference is it actually fucking works, unlike other OTC painkillers like Tylenol (acetaminophen) or Aleve (naproxen).
Seriously, 400-600 mg (two-three Advils, its brand name) will euthanize a headache.
Not sure how it works for muscle/joint aches, but holy fuck, is it good for headaches.
Fuck Tylenol, that shit harms your liver.
Not sure how good Aleve works, but it probably sucks.
It is worth noting that all NSAIDs except aspirin have issues with raising blood pressure and harming the heart with chronic use, as well as digestive tract problems. This includes ibuprofen.
Also, you can make a topical medicine out of ibuprofen gel capsules.
Use only one capsule at a time until you find out the right strength.
Take one GEL CAPSULE of ibuprofen.
Break it with a thumbtack, small-pointed knife, or pair of scissors.
Pop the contents into one cup, then take some lotion.
Mix it with one kitchen spoon of the lotion.
Add 3-4 drops of orange oil to increase absorption through skin.
Peace.
My migraines acted up, but the pharmacy didn't get my prescription in time, so I just picked up some ibuprofen.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018
Get the ibuprofen mug.(adjective or adverb) (English): Combination of the words "very" and "good."
Pronounced like "good," but with a "v" ("vuh") sound.
Pronounced like "good," but with a "v" ("vuh") sound.
Mike: Dude, Jason's party last night, did you go?
Jim: Fuck no. He's a loser. I bet it was terrible.
Mike: Actually, it was vood. Smoked pot, drank smooth-tasting vodka. Really! It was vood times two!
Jim: Fuck, I missed out.
Mike: Hell yeah you did.
Jim: Well, did Jason play music vood?
Mike: Fuck yeah. He was a tight DJ.
Jim: Shit!
Jim: Fuck no. He's a loser. I bet it was terrible.
Mike: Actually, it was vood. Smoked pot, drank smooth-tasting vodka. Really! It was vood times two!
Jim: Fuck, I missed out.
Mike: Hell yeah you did.
Jim: Well, did Jason play music vood?
Mike: Fuck yeah. He was a tight DJ.
Jim: Shit!
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018
Get the vood mug.Conjugation of verbs is the idea that verbs will change based on certain factors. For example:
In English, the verb "to be."
(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.
(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.
(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.
In English, the verb "to be."
(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.
(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.
(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 18, 2018
Get the Conjugation mug."Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.
Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.
Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018
Get the chew mug.Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.
1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
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