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This kid is about 25 y/o, yet constantly makes fun of other people for being grown and on the internet and stupid, even though that's exactly what he does. He always calls his videos "satire" when it's actually a flimsy, shit excuse to not get hated, even though he still makes fun of autistic kids. He always words his insults in a way that usually it's considered an anti-insult, as Ian from iDubbbzTV says. He has a disgusting, poorly-formed chin that he constantly hides while he insults other people who are likely more everything than he is because he is an absolute pussy. All of his videos are stretched out longer than they need to be as well, so he can get more money. Speaking of money, he has a gay ass merchandise store where he sells bleach jokes on clothes, which are still hilarious and super-duper funny, if you have an IQ under 70. He's completely irrelevant by the time you're reading this, as RiceGum would say. Surprisingly, this fucker still has 4.3 million subs, but it's just that no one cares. Likely, he currently makes videos at the rate of five a day in an attempt to catch up with his subs in terms of his shitty view count.
Also, if you look hard enough, you can find his chode and asshole on the internet, not a joke. He even confirms it himself, pretty ballsy, so we can at least give him credit for that: /watch?v=jAPz4iFemRI. He doesn't need more money. Well, we can all feel bad that he got what he is leaked on the internet; a smelly chode and a rotten asshole.
Also, if you look hard enough, you can find his chode and asshole on the internet, not a joke. He even confirms it himself, pretty ballsy, so we can at least give him credit for that: /watch?v=jAPz4iFemRI. He doesn't need more money. Well, we can all feel bad that he got what he is leaked on the internet; a smelly chode and a rotten asshole.
Jason: Do you watch LeafyIsHere? He's so lit.
Mike: No, what the fuck? Wasn't he popular like 10 months ago? Maybe I remember him a little bit... I don't know. He also got fucking wrecked by iDubbbz.
Jim: Yeah, dude. Seriously. He's a pussy anyway.
Jason: Well, he has a hot asshole.
Jim and Mike: What?
Mike: No, what the fuck? Wasn't he popular like 10 months ago? Maybe I remember him a little bit... I don't know. He also got fucking wrecked by iDubbbz.
Jim: Yeah, dude. Seriously. He's a pussy anyway.
Jason: Well, he has a hot asshole.
Jim and Mike: What?
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 19, 2018
Get the LeafyIsHere mug.A route of administration for a drug, examples, Actiq (fentanyl transmucosal system) and Saphris (asenapine sublingual tablets)
Buccal administration works as follows:
1) substance is introduced to the cheek/gum region
2) the substance is absorbed by the membranes
3) the substance goes into the bloodstream
Actiq, by the way, is a lollipop looking thing that delivers fentanyl to your cheek and gum membranes slowly.
Also, they taste good (about 2 grams of sugar plus flavorings per pop)
Fentanyl is an opioid and asenapine is an atypical antipsychotic.
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www.saphris dotcom
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Buccal administration works as follows:
1) substance is introduced to the cheek/gum region
2) the substance is absorbed by the membranes
3) the substance goes into the bloodstream
Actiq, by the way, is a lollipop looking thing that delivers fentanyl to your cheek and gum membranes slowly.
Also, they taste good (about 2 grams of sugar plus flavorings per pop)
Fentanyl is an opioid and asenapine is an atypical antipsychotic.
Sources (these are safe links):
www.actiq dotcom
www.saphris dotcom
en.wikipedia dotorg/wiki/Buccal_administration
"Buccal administration works very good for medications that asborb poorly when swallowed or ones that cause discomfort, such as melatonin."
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom June 30, 2017
Get the Buccal mug.Ibuprofen is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug.
Basically, what that means is it stops inflammation and fevers.
For the more knowing, it inhibits things called cyclooxegenases.
Mainly, cyclooxygenase-2.
Cyclooxygenases make things called prostaglandins; they promote pain and inflammation.
With less cyclooxygenases, less prostaglandins.
The difference is it actually fucking works, unlike other OTC painkillers like Tylenol (acetaminophen) or Aleve (naproxen).
Seriously, 400-600 mg (two-three Advils, its brand name) will euthanize a headache.
Not sure how it works for muscle/joint aches, but holy fuck, is it good for headaches.
Fuck Tylenol, that shit harms your liver.
Not sure how good Aleve works, but it probably sucks.
It is worth noting that all NSAIDs except aspirin have issues with raising blood pressure and harming the heart with chronic use, as well as digestive tract problems. This includes ibuprofen.
Also, you can make a topical medicine out of ibuprofen gel capsules.
Use only one capsule at a time until you find out the right strength.
Take one GEL CAPSULE of ibuprofen.
Break it with a thumbtack, small-pointed knife, or pair of scissors.
Pop the contents into one cup, then take some lotion.
Mix it with one kitchen spoon of the lotion.
Add 3-4 drops of orange oil to increase absorption through skin.
Peace.
Basically, what that means is it stops inflammation and fevers.
For the more knowing, it inhibits things called cyclooxegenases.
Mainly, cyclooxygenase-2.
Cyclooxygenases make things called prostaglandins; they promote pain and inflammation.
With less cyclooxygenases, less prostaglandins.
The difference is it actually fucking works, unlike other OTC painkillers like Tylenol (acetaminophen) or Aleve (naproxen).
Seriously, 400-600 mg (two-three Advils, its brand name) will euthanize a headache.
Not sure how it works for muscle/joint aches, but holy fuck, is it good for headaches.
Fuck Tylenol, that shit harms your liver.
Not sure how good Aleve works, but it probably sucks.
It is worth noting that all NSAIDs except aspirin have issues with raising blood pressure and harming the heart with chronic use, as well as digestive tract problems. This includes ibuprofen.
Also, you can make a topical medicine out of ibuprofen gel capsules.
Use only one capsule at a time until you find out the right strength.
Take one GEL CAPSULE of ibuprofen.
Break it with a thumbtack, small-pointed knife, or pair of scissors.
Pop the contents into one cup, then take some lotion.
Mix it with one kitchen spoon of the lotion.
Add 3-4 drops of orange oil to increase absorption through skin.
Peace.
My migraines acted up, but the pharmacy didn't get my prescription in time, so I just picked up some ibuprofen.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018
Get the ibuprofen mug.(adjective or adverb) (English): Combination of the words "very" and "good."
Pronounced like "good," but with a "v" ("vuh") sound.
Pronounced like "good," but with a "v" ("vuh") sound.
Mike: Dude, Jason's party last night, did you go?
Jim: Fuck no. He's a loser. I bet it was terrible.
Mike: Actually, it was vood. Smoked pot, drank smooth-tasting vodka. Really! It was vood times two!
Jim: Fuck, I missed out.
Mike: Hell yeah you did.
Jim: Well, did Jason play music vood?
Mike: Fuck yeah. He was a tight DJ.
Jim: Shit!
Jim: Fuck no. He's a loser. I bet it was terrible.
Mike: Actually, it was vood. Smoked pot, drank smooth-tasting vodka. Really! It was vood times two!
Jim: Fuck, I missed out.
Mike: Hell yeah you did.
Jim: Well, did Jason play music vood?
Mike: Fuck yeah. He was a tight DJ.
Jim: Shit!
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018
Get the vood mug.1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017
Get the your mom mug.Used to describe someone heavily under the influence of lorazepam, brand name Ativan. The similar term "barred" is used to describe someone on heavy amounts of Xanax. Can also be used as "lorred out."
The .gif to go along with this definition showcases a lot of benzodiazepine drugs, one of which is lorazepam.
The .gif to go along with this definition showcases a lot of benzodiazepine drugs, one of which is lorazepam.
Mike: So, you know Jason, right?
Jim: That dumbass who got barred and groped Ashley Jamison?
Mike: Yeh. Lucky she didn't press charges. Anyway, he got lorred out as fuck last night.
Jim: God damn.
Mike: Yeh, he was sitting on the beanbag chair at Maddox's just fuckin' around with a pencil and looking he was gonna pass the hell out any second. Eventually he just fainted, pretty much. We got so worried we checked his breathing, dude.
Jim: Good he didn't die.
Jim: That dumbass who got barred and groped Ashley Jamison?
Mike: Yeh. Lucky she didn't press charges. Anyway, he got lorred out as fuck last night.
Jim: God damn.
Mike: Yeh, he was sitting on the beanbag chair at Maddox's just fuckin' around with a pencil and looking he was gonna pass the hell out any second. Eventually he just fainted, pretty much. We got so worried we checked his breathing, dude.
Jim: Good he didn't die.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom September 7, 2017
Get the Lorred mug.Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.
1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017
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