jacques asse's definitions

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewish Turd

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009

Breastival

The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.

More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.

by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009