jacques asse's definitions

Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.

Jewbama: the ultimate corporate nigger.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010

Obamatox

Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.

Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?

by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009

Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.

It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.

by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009