Definitions by jacques asse

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

Jewsting by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009

Jewhole 

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

Jewhole by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

Scoobs by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewish Turd 

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

Jewish Turd by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Urban Dictionary Tyrants 

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

Urban Dictionary Tyrants by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009

Up the Brown 

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.

It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.

Up the Brown by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty 

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

Faggoty Maggoty by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009