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Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.
Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?
by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009
Get the Obamatox mug.Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
Get the Living Dead Jew mug.Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
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Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010
Get the austrigger mug.An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
by jacques asse August 16, 2010
Get the austritch mug.Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.
Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.
by Jacques Asse April 16, 2009
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