niggaroni

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.

Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.

by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009

corporatisting

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.

Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

babybaker

A babybaker refers to a uterus or womb. It can also refer to a woman in general.

Yeah, that Becca chick.....she's a total babybaker.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

Bagielo

A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.

Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009