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austritch

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.
by jacques asse August 16, 2010
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austrigger

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010
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Heebing

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
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aztecs

Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.

Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
We had some Aztecs the other night. We got the butt cheese from Dan. It was da flava
by Jacques Asse February 2, 2010
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radish

A radish is a chick/guy/300 lb lardass that drools.
WD...the ultimate radish.
by Jacques Asse January 20, 2010
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Crime President

The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.

He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.

Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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