134 definitions by jacques asse

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

by jacques asse June 10, 2009

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by jacques asse June 2, 2009

Up the Rabbit Hole

The process of vomiting.

Phred had a bit too much to drink last night, thus went Up the Rabbit Hole.

Drunk bastard.

by jacques asse June 2, 2009

niggemon

Blackass pokemon and digimon wannabes.

Tom turned out to be a complete niggemon when he gets drunk.

by jacques asse April 2, 2009

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by jacques asse May 27, 2009

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by jacques asse August 21, 2009

Riguido

A Riguido refers to an inbred Guido, and Italian man that is his own brother and uncle.

Guido looked at his family tree and discovered that he is actually Riguido.

by jacques asse April 7, 2009