fogres

Ogres who are found in france

the fogres took over england.

by Jacob March 23, 2005

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 05, 2003

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 07, 2005

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 06, 2005

cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

by jacob June 23, 2004

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 08, 2003