jacob's definitions

wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

by Jacob December 28, 2003

chunder

The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.

Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing

by Jacob June 7, 2004

JTHM

Short For "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac". An awesome comic that was created by Jhonen Vasquez the creator of Invader Zim.

Read JTHM I command you!

by Jacob January 30, 2005

Munchpuffin

a person who munch's on puffins

quit munchin on ma puffin ya prick

by Jacob April 25, 2005

philosophistero

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

by Jacob March 15, 2005

Kazaa bitch

Just as it says, a Kazaa Bitch is someone who downloads way too much from Kazaa. Can also be used for Alltheweb.com (Alltheweb bitch) and various other downloading means.

hey im downloading music cuz im a cheap ass white boi who wants to get slapped with a law suit

by Jacob May 21, 2004

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004