jacob's definitions

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 3, 2004

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

rodenhurst

aka Rosenbagah...shrek...and yeti

strong as ox...and looks like one too
one who takes out wrath on styrofoam
big bully

the middle line backer is like Rodenhurst, though not as slow

by Jacob March 18, 2005

streets

Where the poor ghetto people live.

I be livin' on da sreetz G

by jacob December 27, 2004

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005