jackspedicey 2's definitions

heavens gate

a bunch of crazy people (now dead)

heavens gate is insane

by jackspedicey 2 June 9, 2017

Feminist

Hypocritical batshit crazy fat misandrists

your super fat mom: IM A FEMINIST!

you: congrats u are now a sexist idiot

by jackspedicey 2 August 6, 2017

Venezuelan Cheescake

When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.

Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017