jack mehoff's definitions

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined

check out billy bobs frullet

by jack mehoff July 7, 2003

boozums

a females boobs

Becky has extremely large boozums.

by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004

Farget

When, in a sexual encounter, one participant lowers him/herself down to the other's anus. Then, the one person farts into the other's open mouth. Also, the recipient must suck the gas in.

Logan begged me to give him a farget, however, Mike beat me to it and Logan sucked that shit in and loved it. He even busted a nut.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

wren

The local bitch of Furcadia.

"Don't you be a Wren!"

by Jack MeHoff August 4, 2004