jack brown's definitions

Dirty Chrissy

The act of performing oral sex on a transexual without the knowlegde that "she" use to be a "he".

He was so horny, he pulled a dirty chrissy in the champagne room, what a perv.

by Jack Brown July 28, 2008

Kaylee

Badass people.

Kaylee is a badass.

by Jack Brown March 31, 2019

sneaky cuban

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.

I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.

by Jack Brown September 5, 2008

Mcclaugherty

The most badass people that ever exist. Every time you see a McClaugherty you want to be them. They are hard workers and fun to be around.

Damn those Mcclaugherty’s are badass.

by Jack Brown March 31, 2019

hingle

a round fat object which is very peculiar it hobbles around and has a raging temper it also likes to show it backside off frequently. It is very fat and likes eating cake and pies and the odd human

gangsta1: quick run hingle is chasing after us blud manz is gonna munch us up

gangsta2: ah running is long ting blud low dat

gangsta1: hey manz is gna eat us tho ahhhh suit ur self its every manz 4 himself

by jack brown May 23, 2007