jack bauer's definitions

sidewayz

Da way you hold yo' glock

If you a true ghetto ass g, ya gotz tah hold yo glock sidewayz.

by JACK BAUER June 28, 2003

east coast

The oppisite of West Coast

"Yo, Vyshonne! Dem niggaz in da red shirtz be from da EAST COAST! Ima bus a cap in therre ass!

by JACK BAUER June 27, 2003

SWAT

Peturr ur a fucking dumbass there is no such thing as a machine gun u obviously don't know anything about guns if ur gonna say anything close to "machine gun" say "Heavy Support Weapon, or Assault Rifle" ur the gayest fag i have ever seen online before. Here's a real definition of SWAT.

Usually located in major cities, SWAT, or Special Weapons and Tactics is called in to respond to, Hostage Situations, Barricaded Suspects, High Risk Arrest Warrants, or Heavily Armed Suspects.

by Jack Bauer February 4, 2005

ghetto booty

A round, fat ass that only Black and Hispanic girls have.

Damn, nigga! Lashawndra's got a ghetto booty!

by JACK BAUER July 1, 2003

dizzle

deal

What tha dizzle my nizzle?

by JACK BAUER July 3, 2003

pimp slapp'd

A quick backhand to forehand slap across the face.

Nigga, y'all just got PIMP SLAPP'D!!!!

by JACK BAUER June 28, 2003

0m6

Nerd for "OH MY GOD". Commonly used by Counter-Strike geeks.

Liek 0m6 that n00b g0t TMP'd!

by JACK BAUER June 27, 2003