jack's definitions

Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.

Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.

by Jack April 11, 2005

dode whack

Slapping your penis in someone's face. The ultimate insult

He was being a douch bag, so I dode whacked him

by Jack December 6, 2004

Cezero

A hopeless, mid 20's male, with low self esteem, and a Mariner's fan. Cezero often takes the shape of a troll in hope of un-earthing his inner anger.

Troll, Loser, Bully

by Jack June 7, 2004

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003