Definitions by jack

jesuszilla 

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

jesuszilla by Jack September 20, 2004

WAFWOT 

It's another way of saying "What a F**king waist of time"

I think tommorow's get together will be a WAFWOT!

WAFWOT by Jack September 12, 2004

That Fails 

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

That Fails by Jack September 11, 2004

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

field hockey player by jack September 4, 2004

lacrosse players 

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

lacrosse players by jack September 1, 2004

headies

A sweet wave to surf.

"yo dude, do you see that wave?! it's the headies!"

headies by Jack August 23, 2004

Circle Jerk 

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

Circle Jerk by Jack August 16, 2004