jack's definitions

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

CD

Short for Clearly Diluted.

Man, that's he's so CD.

by Jack April 10, 2003