jace's definitions

Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

shame dance

A shame dance is invoked when an action of shame has ocured. This could be saying, doing, or feinting something johio style dumb. You then make your way to a corner, put your head down in shame, and shuffle around a bit, IN SHAME!

Fremo did something dumb and was forced to do a shame dance.

by Jace June 4, 2003

shame

1. Being a Packer fan
2. Lying about what really happened
3. Punching walls cause "I'M DRUNK"

Bryan is the queen of shame.

by Jace June 9, 2003

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003