jace's definitions

gigglewater

Alcohol hidden in Kool Aid So you can sneak it past security.

Harry snuck the Gigglewater intro the theater.

by Jace August 11, 2003

chikan

An edible mammal that can be eaten alive and still be nutritious and tasty. It's taste is indescribable and delicious. It tastes better than bagpipes and is its shape and anatomy resemble that of a mix between a Rooster and Martha Stewart.

"I ate a Chikan and then shortly after I turned into last years chess competition champion"

by Jace December 7, 2003

druncan

A friend who always looks stoned, while never did any drugs but only drinks and when he does drink he speech is less slurrrrreddd!

Druncan weeennnttt to the baaaaar to drink some beeer. but aftewards it is like Hi My Name is Druncan and i am now intoxicated.

by Jace September 26, 2003

Moma Chi Zebra

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

by Jace December 7, 2003

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003