jUsTiN's definitions

ROFLMGDMFSOBAO

Acronym - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Son Of a Bitch Ass Off

Usually found in 1337 message conversations

Did you see what happened to Phyl Jr.? ROFLMGDMFSOBAO!

by Justin April 30, 2002

the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

by Justin May 26, 2004

Weird Ears

Ear that seem to be fused at the opposite end of the earlobe

BOX!! j00 gots W31rd eerz!!!!

by Justin June 24, 2004

SPNKR

A weapon made by Halo 2 (Rocket Launcher)
designing team because they got sick of hearing complains from people without sight and left thumbs on how they can not score a single kill.

blind man: w00t! I actually won! Thanks SPNKR!

by Justin March 8, 2005

waterboy

Aka Mark Richards... One who fetches water for the whole team

Mark says "who needs water"

by Justin February 24, 2005

thejusman1

(n).
1. A living God in the 21st century.
2. Used to refer to a person or thing that is the epitome of coolness.
3. Future ruler of the world and all its denizens.
4. Sexiest man alive, excluding all hermaphrodites.
5. Also goes by the name "Shinster" "Nitsuj" "Justerminator" and "Goatse giver."

Wow, that guy is so cool, he could be like thejusman1

by Justin July 10, 2003

quadrapulate

To increase in number or size by four times.

My bank account just quadrapulated.

by justin July 7, 2003