gryffindor

a house on the complete downfall. Originally had kick ass kids who knew how to party like James, Sirius, and Remus..but now are inhabited as such pussies as Ron and Hermione. Fred and George were their only hope with their childish menial gags and jokes, but look at that, they up and left. Gryffindor sucks, and if Harry wasn't such a crybaby bitch he could be living it up in Slytherin right now.

Rowling makes Gryffindor win all the time because she doesn't want to make pussy children upset that only the strongest survive.

by Justin December 03, 2004

hoosafuj

The substance that accumulates on a unhygenic black womans taint when she wipes back to front on a regular basis.

I went down on the trik, and my tounge ran over some hoosafuj and i put my clothes on and ran out the door screaming "BITCH WASH THAT SHIT!"

by Justin April 14, 2004

rabbitsex

Sex that is really quick and emotionless; sex like that practiced by Eminem's character in the film 8 Mile.

hump hump hump hump orgasm reflexhump done

"Oh, he's cute."

"Yeah, but I hear all you'll ever get from him is rabbitsex."

by Justin May 06, 2005

itd

inner thigh distance of a woman (person)

she has a nice ITD

she can fit a keg in her ITD

by justin June 10, 2004

Zysoclaplem

n. & adv.

A term used to describe someone who is thought to be female, usually due to comments about their boyfriend/s, but is actually a homosexual male.

I find it hilarious that you having been hitting on the original poster, who is not a girl at all, but a zysoclaplem.

by Justin April 13, 2005

source code

The uncompiled words and symbols that go into making a program or web site.

The source code for his website was all messy, you couldn't even find his image tags.

by Justin February 05, 2004

kurjian

to be a kurjian is to be sexy. it is to be the mack daddy and to have all the women want you. you are truly a badass if you are a kurjian.

oh my god kurjian is hott. i want his body

by justin March 24, 2005