jOhn's definitions

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004

bum darts

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!

Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!

by John December 3, 2003

They Might Be Giants

A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.

Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.

by John October 3, 2003

Gentleman Theif

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

by John November 15, 2004

highlarious

something that is found extremely funny, usually after approx. 4:20

my best friend made a PB & ice cream bagel, that's Highlarious

by John November 20, 2003