jOhn's definitions

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

RuneScape

A okay game at first its really exciting but after a while you'll still like it and play it but not as much. mostly when you're boared and have nothing to do. You shuldn't play it unless you have a decent amount of friends because it will lessen you're interests in finding new friends to hang with when your boared.

if you have nothing better to do than play video games your best choice is to play runescape because you'll never be boared

by John May 13, 2005

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004

jelly

Short for "jelly donut." Most widely used in Canada. Plural: Jellies

"Let's go get a beer and some jellies, eh!"

by John January 7, 2004

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

Tuckahoe

A town next to Eastchester, suburb of New York; has one housing project. Zip code 10707.

Tuckahoe - Fuckahoe - isn't that funny?

by John December 3, 2003