jOhn's definitions

AssFart

The Best Known CS Player. Also is very damn good looking.

Damn i wish i was like AssFart, He's so sexy.

by John March 8, 2005

squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003

coño

Dominican slang for "Damn!" or "Shit" or "FUCK" depending on how loud you say it

by John March 6, 2003

vestibule

1.A place where OMG omg HI2u! is deemed intelligent, re: a fuckhole
2.A place where assclowns reign sumpreme

my mother drank, did coke, and stabed her stomach when she was pregnant with me. I should go down to the vestibule where i feel smart!

by john March 18, 2003

native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?

Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.

by John June 18, 2006

Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

by John January 15, 2004

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005