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The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!
God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"
by john March 4, 2004
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sausage jockey

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!
by john May 14, 2003
mugGet the sausage jockeymug.

goldabar

A wannabee heisher, who strives (ultimately in vain) to be funny and cool.
"lol, you wish you could be as cool as heisher!"
by John April 19, 2005
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Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
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space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.
Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!
by John November 15, 2004
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crunk juice

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party
lets get some crunk juice so we can party
by John May 13, 2005
mugGet the crunk juicemug.

limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics
by john March 24, 2003
mugGet the limp bizkitmug.

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