jOhn's definitions

iowegian

person from iowa

These two iowegians were driving so slow.

by john June 9, 2003

kaymize

queer, homo, homosexual, gay person, a person relating to gayness, a sausage slicer, butt pirate, ass goblin, meat muncher, wanker wanter, shlong song singer, anal police, faggot, fag, pole rider, sausage smoker, fairy, cumguzzler, cock rocker, bitch ass

that son of a bitch is a kaymize

look at this kaymize rocking those speedos

by john March 25, 2005

Hani

One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.

Nice work, you just pulled a hani.

by John November 29, 2004

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 8, 2004

brb

In certain choirs, it stands for "Back Row Basses"

Those guys are BRBs.

by John May 23, 2004

/life

Telling someone to end their life due to their stupidity or otherwise.

/life plz kthx.

by john March 10, 2004

fk

F.K. means to french kiss someone

i got to fk that hot chick!

by John December 19, 2004