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stinkles

Some one who stinks or has smelly pants.
Cyntia is a stinkles
by John August 23, 2003
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skid mark

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws
by John December 25, 2002
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timmy!

by John March 6, 2003
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Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!
God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!
by john March 4, 2004
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throw down

A weapon carried by police officers so they can plant it on unarmed suspects they have killed. (noun)
When they found out the suspect was holding his wallet, not a pistol, the police used a "throw down" to make the shooting appear justified.
by john November 17, 2003
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rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.
holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??
by JoHn February 16, 2004
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Drunken Master

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.
Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.
by john September 18, 2003
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