Semper Fi

"The motto of the Marine Corps is Semper Fidelis, Latin
for "always faithful" .Until 1871 it was "First to Fight",
a motto that still applies. Through the years, Marines have
shortened it to Semper Fi, and "Semper Fi, Mac" is the universal
Marine Greeting."
"SemperFi,DoOrDie!GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!WhatMakesTheGrassGrow?Blood,Blood,Blood!WhatDoWeDoForALiving,Ladies?Kill,Kill,Kill!" .
by Joe December 10, 2003
mugGet the Semper Fimug.

gentlemans wash

Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!
by Joe September 23, 2003
mugGet the gentlemans washmug.

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.
Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."
by Joe September 03, 2004
mugGet the Jack the Punkin Kingmug.

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.
by joe December 04, 2004
mugGet the swig the beefmug.

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.
1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick
by Joe October 03, 2004
mugGet the Alucardmug.

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
by Joe December 10, 2004
mugGet the head fakemug.

british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back
"Krysti Hartt"
by joe April 11, 2003
mugGet the british cottagemug.