jOe's definitions

buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 5, 2004

taco bump

when two vigina's rythmicaly collide for the enjoyment of both parties.

those dyke's are just gonna go home and bump tacos

by joe July 8, 2003

Shvanz

A mans Penis

"wow look at her!"
"Yea my Shvanz is stating to get rigor mortis!"

by Joe March 1, 2004

ROFLMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

Person 1: I Have crabs
Person 2:ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

by Joe June 19, 2006

animaltarian

A person who opposes vegan and vegetarian eltism and preaches the eating of meat and animals like man was supposed to do.

Stop the vegetable murder! Be an animaltarian!

by Joe November 9, 2004

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004