jOe's definitions

Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.

Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.

by Joe December 27, 2004

internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004

porn

Does the body good.

Go fuck a porn star.

by joe April 23, 2003

connor tapp

see "lee tapp"

he's more or less the same

that douche is such a connor tapp.

by joe February 13, 2005

FreeBSD

Fuckin better than Linux, doesnt complain about deps so much, and actually has support for xmbmon.

FreeBSD is so much fuckin better than Linux, you jackass!

by Joe July 26, 2003

manewton

the holy dance of the almighty isaac. when being done, one must succesfully dance hard, pump thy arms, and kick thy legs while hoping pj will bless them and give isaac permission to eat your feet.

i was doing the manewton hoping that i would no longer have to experience getting a highlighter jammed up my ass during school..it worked.

by joe February 7, 2005

Snover

Becoming so depressed that you do pretty much nothing except sit around being sarcastic twords everything.

The lead singer from Reel big fish is way to snover like for my tastes.

by Joe November 10, 2003