cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
by Joey March 20, 2003
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dirt cert

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition
by Joey May 13, 2005
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Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.
*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."
by Joey December 14, 2004
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To be suprised by something or someones actions.
'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee
by Joey February 15, 2005
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moner

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.
by Joey April 12, 2003
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sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...
yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...
by joey September 26, 2004
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