jOEY's definitions

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

by Joey November 30, 2003

cheeva

A slang term for marijuana. Other words: weed, dank, mary jane, etc.

To get high, I smoke cheeva.

by Joey March 6, 2005

dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.

"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."

by Joey October 25, 2003

B.A.N.F.

This Definition means Back alley nigger fuck. This is a word to be used when something bad happens to someone.

Man, You just got banfed

by Joey March 31, 2005

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005