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Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.
"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."
by Joey December 6, 2004
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dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.
"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."
by Joey October 25, 2003
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B.A.N.F.

This Definition means Back alley nigger fuck. This is a word to be used when something bad happens to someone.
Man, You just got banfed
by Joey March 31, 2005
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sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...
yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...
by joey September 26, 2004
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Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'
Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.
by Joey December 29, 2004
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Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent
Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!
by Joey May 27, 2004
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Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!
After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.
by Joey November 25, 2003
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