Definitions by jOEY

macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

macintosh by joey July 15, 2008

anus flakes

When you fancy a rimming for breakfast!

Hey baby, can I have some of those beaut anus flakes of yours!

anus flakes by Joey May 16, 2006

dirt cert 

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

dirt cert by Joey May 13, 2005

boiga 

Hamburger. My brother made up the word.

Looks like dat guy got a boiga too many, eh?

boiga by Joey May 13, 2005

cheeva 

Another word for marijuana. A slang term.

Do you smoke cheeva? aka Do you smoke marijuana.

cheeva by Joey May 13, 2005

fooken 

Another way to say "Fucken"

That's fooken awesome yo.

fooken by Joey May 13, 2005

lief 

Someone who's mother is illiterate. As much an insult as calling someone's mother a bitch.

"You fucking Lief!!"

lief by Joey May 13, 2005