19 definitions by jL

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by jL March 22, 2005

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by jL August 22, 2003

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

by jL May 13, 2003

shingletown

a small town in nor-cal,with the main exports are arts,crafts and weed.You can usually pick up a farmers daughter for a six pack of Budwiser in this fine town.Beware though there is a group of homosexuals on montgomery rd.

If you find yourself wanting to fuck your sister move to Shingletown.

by jL January 23, 2004

ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

by jL January 23, 2004

discharge

the stuff girls excrete from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually whitish, yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with female cum, but is not the same thing.

No, baby, Im not turned on, thats discharge in my panties.

by jL July 2, 2003

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by jL March 20, 2004