jB's definitions

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

Leta

someone who uses you for money

You should stay away from her, she is such a leta.

by jb May 27, 2003

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

luvergrrl

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.

Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.

by jB August 24, 2003

Gat

Uneducated way of saying, "got." Got = Have.

I ain't gat no money.

That is, "I have no money."

by JB December 18, 2004

cucuybird

The 3rd (pre-adolescent) stage of development in the life cycle of the cucuy. A winged, hummingbird-sized alien being found exclusively in the forests of central New Mexico, USA. The cucuybird feeds on insects as it gains strength before growing into the chupacabra, or adolescent-phase cucuy. When feeding, the cucuybird emits a high-pitched chirping sound much similar to sky-cars on the popular 80's children's cartoon, "The Jetsons". (see also: cucuy, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Hey, look! Theres a cucuybird. That thing's gonna be pretty scary in a few months.

by JB April 12, 2005

fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).

I gave him a fist job for Valentines day

by JB February 27, 2005