JSkafe

The one and only

Yo JsKafe, u up for beef & beer this evnin'

by JB January 08, 2004

Schtig

a cigarette

"Let's go for a schtig" or
"It's Schtig o'clock"

by JB January 30, 2004

bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

by JB October 14, 2003

Paris

Capital of France and one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Doesn't have Rome's history, but is much more beautiful than Rome and is much less expensive than London.

Paris is one of my favorite cities.

by JB June 23, 2004

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by jb May 22, 2003

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

50

Word that describes a 50cc minibike for adult or kids also called a Fast50 or Fast50s bike

hey I was going to get a honda fifty to play ride aorund my house, but I went to the local dealership and got a Fast50s bike because it's adult tested and kid approved!!

by jb April 14, 2005