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Definitions by jB

Velcro Gloves 

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
Velcro Gloves by jb October 26, 2004

chewing gum pop 

Related to Bubblegum Pop. Cheezy chart music bestowed with a sense of kudos by the media, fans and other bands because of it's 'harder' or more authentic sound.
Avril Lavigne is pure chewing gum pop!
chewing gum pop by JB October 24, 2004
Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker
Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
skipper by JB October 20, 2004
The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper
This Dr Vodka is w00t!
Dr. vodka by JB October 1, 2004
The woderfuly violent johnny from the mind of the cult god Jhonen Vasquez kills assholes to paint their blood on the wall of his basement so that a nasty (not moose*) monster cannot escape. when the monster escapes it destroys all the universe. then nny goes to heaven and hell, meets god and the devil (senor Satan) and goes back to a new earth. he then goes on a trip o become a emotionless being like Mr. Samsa
burrito tastes kick ass
JTHM by jb September 3, 2004

Boobhead 

A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.
When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.
Boobhead by JB August 15, 2004
BF-109 is one of the greatest WW2 fighters of all time. It has shot down more aircraft than any other fighter in history. The BF-109 holds the worlds top aces forever. Aces such as Erich Hartmann-352 Arial Victories, erich Hartmann is the top ace of all time and probably ever.
Another victory in your 109 Hartmann?
BF-109 AKA-"Messerschmitt" "109".
BF-109|ME-109, same thing allies used "ME" and Germans "BF".
BF-109 by Jb July 5, 2004