jAkE's definitions

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money

That trixy didn't get too far

by Jake May 13, 2005

GBJG

a character on atnw
a picture of a woman with her eyes wide and her mouth open goofily.
...like she is giving a goofy blowjob.

GBJB is so secxksy

by jake December 22, 2003

Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

by Jake January 20, 2004

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 5, 2004

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 7, 2005

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

by Jake June 18, 2006