Definitions by j4

1337 5P34K 

And, of course, h4x0rzz!!1!!!11*

* See: noobs

Example: 7|-|15 15 \/\/07 0|\|3 /\/\173 |)33/\/\ 1337!!!1!

1337 5P34K by j4 April 5, 2005

j~ 

For use in Instant Messaging, descriptive of the "zhj" sound in words like caSual and uSual.

Kinda hard to write down, so use j~ instead. Mainly used for abbreviating words, e.g. caj~ as an abbreviation of casual and pronounced cazhj. Sorta.

I'll dress smart-caj~.

j~ by J4 March 9, 2005

momento 

When one forgets. A forgetful person.

Charles: "Yo wat up Bobby? Wacha doin?"
Bob: "U know, gettin' da auto-mobile washed on a beauutiful day, brotha."
Charles: "Cool cool..."
Charles: "Yo wat up Bobby? Wacha doin?"
Bob: "Nigga, I jus told you. U havin a momento moment?"

momento by J4 February 25, 2004

dos culos 

Happier than a faggot with two assholes.

After I told Dad the good news, he asked me if I was "dos culos??"

dos culos by J4 August 18, 2003