solipsism

The belief that the person holding the belief is the only real thing in the universe. All other persons and things are merely ornaments or impediments to his happiness.

Rene Descartes proved his existance by saying " I think, therefore I am."
(cogito- ergo, sum) The solipsist prefers " cogito ergo omnia sum"
-I think therefore, I am everything!

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

gurge

vomit (from regurgitate)

"Man, I just about gurg(ed) when I saw all that hair around her nipples."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

jillin

Masturbation- female specific.

Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.

by j e walker April 28, 2003

fubar

Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
Alt: Fucked Up Beyond All Hope of Repair
Something that by design, modification or happenstance is completely fucked up and cannot be set right.

"Jimmy-Ray so clumsy he could fubar a blacksmith's anvil."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003