shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up...please

shut the fuck up...please...i did say please! Please Shut the Fuck UP! Goddamit...SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!

by J September 08, 2003

jayaram

a pro tennis player usually unrecognized

andre agassi used to be a jayaram

by J February 27, 2003

cockpunch

Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.

"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com

"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com

by j December 03, 2004

Tuner

synonymous with Idiot. Nowadays most car places which call themselves Tuners (and not raceshops) are usually run by idiots who don't know anything about car performance and setup.

That's why nowadays the word "Tuner" is used instead of "Idiot" a lot

That guy is a tuner, dude

by J June 02, 2004

pizziola

come on guys, every1 knows pizziola, you graba a pizza, mush it up, grab some ravioly, mush it all together, and eat it ! wala PIZZIOLA

kid' oiii man this... he... weeeeeeed.. he eh eheee
j' kid, u look like you need some...

PIZZOOOOLAAAAAAAAAA

pizziola' yes, i am here my son
kid' AAHH ITS A FUCKING BEHEMOTH ! !
j' quick somebody kill it ! !

by J April 02, 2005

Dreams

"Hold Fast To Dreams"

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

-Langston Hughes

by j August 24, 2004

Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

by J September 29, 2004