A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.
That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!
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Get the 4000-Vertical mug.The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.
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Get the Contractionitis mug.The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.
After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
Get the Ice Wine mug.A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.
My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.
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Get the Depth Charging mug.A buildup of muscle mass in the bicep region due to excessive masturbation. Most commonly found in porn addicts and the socially inept.
Man goddamnit listen my wife put parental controls on my computer, making flexing of my masturbicep harder.
by itsthatbradguy July 09, 2010
Get the masturbicep mug.That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!
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