itsthatbradguy's definitions

Ice Wine

The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.

After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

business good

adj. Financially beneficial. Economically prudent.

Investing in the stock market was a business good decision.

by itsthatbradguy February 22, 2008