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A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.
That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!
by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010
Get the 4000-Vertical mug.A buildup of muscle mass in the bicep region due to excessive masturbation. Most commonly found in porn addicts and the socially inept.
Man goddamnit listen my wife put parental controls on my computer, making flexing of my masturbicep harder.
by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010
Get the masturbicep mug.Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.
He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.
by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010
Get the Zaneing Off mug.The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.
I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.
by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010
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