its not cup!'s definitions

Garrett

A hot dude who does not know how hot he his inside and out. He becomes a GREAT friend He has an excellent sense of humor and he is thicc. He is athletic and muscular. Loves to play jokes with his buddies. Any girl is lucky to have Garrett. Just don't call him "gay rat!"

Girl 1: Oh my god, that must be a Garrett!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!

by its not cup! February 25, 2019

brown piper

A gay man who does anal sex with other men, aka men who go down the Hershey Highway

Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.

by its not cup! November 3, 2018

major spedhead

a very stupid dumbass or a severely retarded person

Whats 9+ 10?
21.
YOU MAJOR SPEDHEAD!

by its not cup! June 17, 2019

1-800-696-9696

The Find A Single hotline, especially for gay men.

Man 1: I need a fuckbuddy, I'm tired of those websites.
Man 2: Call this number! 1-800-696-9696

by its not cup! May 15, 2019

nutcracker

Something that makes a man bust a nut, like a hot girl.

That girl is a nutcracker when i look at her ass!

by its not cup! December 18, 2018

redmeatarian

A person who doesnt eat meat but eats red meat.

I'm redmeatarian, so no chicken.

by its not cup! July 3, 2017

cockstruction worker

A gay man who loves to give oral and anal sex with other men, or a gay construction worker.

Man: My buddy is gay and works as a construction worker.

other man: He is a COCKSTRUCTION WORKER!

by its not cup! March 21, 2019