by its not cup! June 17, 2019
Get the major spedheadmug. A hot dude who does not know how hot he his inside and out. He becomes a GREAT friend He has an excellent sense of humor and he is thicc. He is athletic and muscular. Loves to play jokes with his buddies. Any girl is lucky to have Garrett. Just don't call him "gay rat!"
Girl 1: Oh my god, that must be a Garrett!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!
by its not cup! February 25, 2019
Get the Garrettmug. by its not cup! December 18, 2018
Get the nutcrackermug. The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.
by its not cup! January 01, 2021
Get the graduationmug. by its not cup! November 02, 2018
Get the brownie kingmug. Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.
by its not cup! November 03, 2018
Get the brown pipermug. by its not cup! March 21, 2019
Get the cockstruction workermug.