clam up

to tightin up or pinch ( close up ) squeese
my girl clam up then I over lube . Sooo I keep telling my honey don't clam up this time, just wrap your toes around my ears and relax....
by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006
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night nurse

nurse that takes care of U after head nurse goes home...
hello, I'm your night nurse I understand U have rls need your leg rub???

honey if you just pull on it for 1/2 hour I will be ok!!
by itichie_nocanpo September 15, 2006
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mexican time

from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )
Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?

Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!
by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006
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texas boots

what Texas Hill Country folk wear for shoes. good for smashing cockroches..
My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....
by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006
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sos shit

what happens after eating "Shit On a Shingle" military chow ground beef on burnt toast with black pepper.
Yo dudes! "ture story" , Man I had sos shit,
I went both ways bent over puked 4 feet & sos shit's hit other wall 3 feet away...
When U eat SOS make shure greese on top pepper gravy, put half cooked raw EGG on top & enjoy!!!

for full effect: Get next to chow hall greese pit, deep breath while eating ur morning SOS
( wow enjoy that )...
by itichie_nocanpo September 09, 2006
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china moon

act of pull down pants & bend over just like american moon
when in hong cong u must come china moon party. We all have good boom boom time, mama song, sister song, papa song, all moon...Do americans like boom boom, mama song????
by itichie_nocanpo September 10, 2006
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mexican mailbox

place where illegals get personal info on americanos
mexican mailbox at every casa, en old mexico only rich people have mailbox. Me madre said U norte americanos es muy richie....En mexico our casa had 4 walls, 3 windows, no roof, ( U don't need a stinking roof in Mexico!!!) and a BIG TV set.
by itichie_nocanpo September 10, 2006
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