itichie_nocanpo's definitions
Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!
YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!
YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!
by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006
Get the sobrietymug. another no example needed!
Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.
A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.
Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.
A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
Get the Mexican Mudbuttmug. hay amigo are you haveing trouble using mexican key??
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.
PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.
PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!
by itichie_nocanpo September 7, 2006
Get the mexican keymug. in riverside california mexican lysol is used everywhere. I said to su amiga "California starting to smell like Mexico."
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
Get the mexican lysolmug. My lady was a wac sargent: Snap it up Boy, count 1,2,3,4 grab my left tit, in out 1,2,3,4 slap my snatch, count 1,2,3,4 to the right push, SOUND OFF 1,2,3 SOUND OFF !!!
Ok honey you can go to sleep now...
Ok honey you can go to sleep now...
by itichie_nocanpo June 26, 2006
Get the wacmug. DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.
DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads
DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads
by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006
Get the DHSmug. my girl clam up then I over lube . Sooo I keep telling my honey don't clam up this time, just wrap your toes around my ears and relax....
by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006
Get the clam upmug.