Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

rls 

Restless leg syndrome, a sleep disorder

everyone in california has rls.
Babe I got rls again (down boy) can't sleep.
You can get rls from watching too much TV.
Need to call FEMA to help California's get over rls.

rls by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

bsd 

Bomb Sniffing Dog used in airports.

Wanted more bsd for police force. Your dog is bsd if he sniff's girly dogg butts!!

bsd by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

pace maker 

extend sex in males by ( calling cadence ) a chant that is sung softly:

Ok honey 7 long strokes ( rest count 3). Ok honey 5 sucks (rest 4 counts). softly count 1...7 one,two,three.
WOW 10 short strokes NOW, rest one, two, three, four, Kiss, kiss, kiss. Kiss my pace maker.....

pace maker by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Bare Nun 

Religious habit, distinctive dress worn by the members with no underware.

walking with Bare Nun can be a bad habit!!!!
walking with Bare winch be bad for clam digger.

Bare Nun by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

Cactus Jack by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Nurse Pleasure 

good reason to stay in bed

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...

Nurse Pleasure by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Nurse Ratched 

type of nurse that can put it to yah! yowhoee!!!

Nurse Ratched used ratchet type device on my la jolla's.
now I talk 2 octives higher...

Nurse Ratched by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006