politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )

Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

bandini

when your gardner shits all over your lawn then sends you a bill for fertilizer.

each week I get a bill for bandini! next time he sends me a bill I will bandini in his new truck...

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

blue eye arabs

people from the OIL rich nation of Norway

10,000 sweeds walked through the weeds, surounded by " blue eye arabs " with one accord they all ran back to copeinhaugen !!!

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

hooty jahoos

american wall street bankers and brokers

broker is what U will be when those hooty jahoos churn ur account....

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

Mexican Mudbutt

one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud

another no example needed!

Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.

A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006