it cant be's definitions

School

The reason why we can't live by the saying...."live your life to the fullest" and the other saying "live like there's no tomorrow"

My morale is low because of school.

by it cant be December 10, 2020

chemistry class

its not a science class, in fact chemistry class is fucking math. I didn't fucking sign up for fucking math

student 1- man fuck my life
student 2-why
student 1-chemistry class
student 2-is it really that bad
student 1-. 1.00 km (1000 m / 1 km)( 100 cm / 1 m)(1 inch / 2.54 cm) = 3.94 x 104
or 39,400 inches
student 2-the fuck is that
student 1-hell

by it cant be September 29, 2020

Teacher memes

dumb memes that dont cure depression, ussually involves lines from old movies and is usually related to the subject your being forced to learn

teacher: im going to show you guys a very funny meme
person named mike: oh boy its gonna be bad
teacher: shows teacher memes
person named mike: i wanna move out of this class now

by it cant be October 7, 2020

Spanish class

The class that is fucking up my GPA

Fuck,my Spanish class keeps fucking up my GPA

by it cant be December 2, 2020

Thanksgiving break

The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.

me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck

by it cant be November 10, 2020

Watch Later Playlist

The playlist on your youtube homepage that keeps getting longer and longer each day.

I have more than 3000 unwatched videos on my youtube Watch Later Playlist. Most of them are properly demonetized now.

by it cant be December 2, 2020

Midnight snack

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.

I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.

by it cant be November 24, 2020