internetless's definitions
Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.
Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.
by internetless December 25, 2015
Get the Smart Odd Kidmug. A person who calls any electronic-sounding music for dubstep or Skrillex because they don't know squat about music genres.
1: Bruh, those beats are GREAT. Who wrote this stuff?
2: Yo, I think it's dubstep.
1: Just because it's electronic doesn't make it dubstep, dubass.
2: Yo, I think it's dubstep.
1: Just because it's electronic doesn't make it dubstep, dubass.
by internetless March 29, 2015
Get the dubassmug. The people with the confidence and quick timing to make comebacks, the coolness to sound interesting, and the general knowledge to talk to anyone normal. Since most people aren't confident, fast, or interesting, they can't become popular. The rare case of someone who knows nothing about general knowledge because they don't like it will have it worse off though, especially if they have the other skills, because they will seem like a try-hard if they act popular. This goes for any age but popularity is 1 in high school when people's social interest is at its most superficial.
Jon: Ryan always has a comeback when I say something stupid.
Ben: He's popular; he talks like that all the time.
Ben: He's popular; he talks like that all the time.
by internetless December 30, 2015
Get the popularmug. Irritated, usually about something that already happened and is done and buried, not something still happening. Or, it could be something someone planned and finalized that you don't like.
by internetless October 13, 2016
Get the saltymug. A site with slang, being constantly updated to keep up with pop culture. Useful for anyone who's slow on picking up slang for whatever reason, and for explaining it to people who are too autistic to get it by word of mouth or from hearing and reading examples.
Denny: What's custy mean? I always mix it up with disgusting.
Joel: Search it up on Urban Dictionary man.
Joel: Search it up on Urban Dictionary man.
by internetless December 25, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
by internetless December 25, 2015
Get the social retardmug. Something completely in the past. You can't change anything, so you have to put up with the consequences.
by internetless October 13, 2016
Get the done and buriedmug.