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social retard 

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
social retard by internetless December 25, 2015
A person who calls any electronic-sounding music for dubstep or Skrillex because they don't know squat about music genres.
1: Bruh, those beats are GREAT. Who wrote this stuff?
2: Yo, I think it's dubstep.
1: Just because it's electronic doesn't make it dubstep, dubass.
dubass by internetless March 29, 2015