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ranker

smellier than

one who ranks
My feet are ranker than my ass.

My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.

Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
mugGet the rankermug.

rereado

You perceive a typo in the text you just typed, and correct it, but then it turns out the original text was correct, and your error was in the rereading. You've just made a rereado.
Rereados are nothing to be concerned about:

It dsoen't rlaley mtater.

Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
mugGet the rereadomug.

good luck

a phrase used to wish someone well in an endeavor

sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
good luck washing those dishes. i hope the knives don't fall on your foot and slice your toes off!
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
mugGet the good luckmug.

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
mugGet the hobgobblermug.

behemouth

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.
The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
mugGet the behemouthmug.

Get it

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.
!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
mugGet the Get itmug.

the talk of the town

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.
My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
mugGet the the talk of the townmug.

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